The Preacher From The Twack Lagoon

by High Priest Professor Batwing

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    THE PREACHER FROM THE TWACK LAGOON IS BACK WITH HIS FIRST NEW EMISSION SINCE A STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS AGO!
    Snuffed Ape Laboratories Is Proud To Bring You "Vaginal Dystrophy" The Brand New Full Length Studio Album From The High Priest Professor Batwing aka EL Penetrado. A Man Who Needs Little Introduction, He Is Serving Time In A California State Institution For Lewd And Lascivious Acts On An Audience, Sex Crimes Against Humanity Involving Armed Robbery With Sharpened Genitalia And Impersonating A High Priest, Batwing Has Been At The Forefront Of Deviancy In This Country Since The 1960's Sexual Revolution, Which Some Believe He Sparked Through Relentless Chaffing. In The '70's He Continued To Build His Repertoire, Releasing "The Penetration Will Not Be Televised" And There-By Earning Himself Spot As A Founding Father Of Hip Hop And Total Nutbag. In The '80's He Was Said To Have Drowned In A Sea Of Cocaine And Presumed Dead.
    Until Now...........
    Featuring The Some Of The Rare Final Appearances Of The Late Big Weems And Exquisite Production Executed By 'Snuph Tapez' and 'Rass Klatt Ah-Dee-Oh', From The Mind Of Executive Producer 'Sleaze Locust', This Is An Autobiographical Concept Piece In Three Acts Depicting A Second Rate Starving Artist As He Descends In To A Sexy Inbred Type Of Madness Rich With Incest, Bestiality, The Gospel, Shards and White Jesus!
    A Touching Story Of A Baptist Minister Turned Drug-Addled Sex Offender, In A Mexican Wrestling Mask Jacking Off To The Static On His Cheap TV.
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THE PREACHER FROM THE TWACK LAGOON IS BACK WITH HIS FIRST NEW EMISSION SINCE A STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS AGO!
The Snuffed Ape Laboratories Is Proud To Bring You "The Preacher From The Twack Lagoon"! The Brand New Full Length Studio Album From The High Priest Professor Batwing aka EL Penetrado-The Big Bad Baby Dick, A Man Who Needs Little Introduction. Currently, He Is Serving Time In A California State Institution For Lewd And Lascivious Acts On An Audience, Sex Crimes Against Humanity Involving Armed Robbery With Sharpened Genitalia And Impersonating A High Priest, Batwing Has Been At The Forefront Of Deviancy In This Country Since The 1960's Sexual Revolution, Which Some Believe He Sparked Through Relentless Chaffing. In The '70's He Continued To Build His Repertoire, Releasing "The Penetration Will Not Be Televised" And There-By Earning Himself Spot As A Founding Father Of Hip Hop And Total Nutbag. In The '80's He Was Said To Have Drowned In A Sea Of Cocaine And Presumed Dead.
Until Now...........
Featuring The Some Of The Rare Final Appearances Of The Late Big Weems. From The Mind Of Executive Producer 'Sleaze Locust', This Is An Autobiographical Concept Piece In Three Acts Depicting A Second Rate Starving Artist As He Descends In To A Sexy Inbred Type Of Madness Rich With Incest, Bestiality, Amphetamines, Malt Liquor and White Jesus!
A Touching Story Of A Baptist Minister Turned Drug-Addled Sex Offender, In A Mexican Wrestling Mask Jacking Off To The Static On His Cheap TV.
This Transmission Brought To You By 'snuffed ape laboratories'
We Accept No Responsibility, Especially For Our Products!
"Proudly Exploiting Consumers Since 2012"

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released August 31, 2012

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High Priest Professor Batwing Clearlake, California

"I haven't seen a more vile and grotesque picture of sexual deviancy. The lyrics are reminiscent of stale beer, seeded weed, and nonconsensual anal penetration. The beats hit you like an abusive stepdad from Georgia, and the overall message of blood, pain, and pleasure is sure to stick itself right in your holiest of holies and leave you tongue punching scrotum."-Jordie Oz. (THOUGHT VOMIT) ... more

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THE PREACHER FROM THE TWACK LAGOON IS BACK WITH HIS FIRST NEW EMISSION SINCE A STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS AGO!
The SleazeCo. Laboratories Corporation Is Proud To Bring You "Vaginal Dystrophy" The Brand New Full Length Studio Album From The High Priest Professor Batwing aka EL Penetrado. A Man Who Needs Little Introduction, He Is Serving Time In A California State Institution For Lewd And Lascivious Acts On An Audience, Sex Crimes Against Humanity Involving Armed Robbery With Sharpened Genitalia And Impersonating A High Priest, Batwing Has Been At The Forefront Of Deviancy In This Country Since The 1960's Sexual Revolution, Which Some Believe He Sparked Through Relentless Chaffing. In The '70's He Continued To Build His Repertoire, Releasing "The Penetration Will Not Be Televised" And There-By Earning Himself Spot As A Founding Father Of Hip Hop And Total Nutbag. In The '80's He Was Said To Have Drowned In A Sea Of Cocaine And Presumed Dead.
Until Now............
Featuring The Some Of The Rare Final Appearances Of The Late Big Weems And Exquisite Production Executed By 'Snuph Tapez' and 'Rass Klatt Ah-Dee-Oh', From The Mind Of Executive Producer 'Sleaze Locust', This Is An Autobiographical Concept Piece In Three Acts Depicting A Second Rate Starving Artist As He Descends In To A Sexy Inbred Type Of Madness Rich With Incest, Bestiality, The Gospel, Shards and White Jesus!
A Touching Story Of A Baptist Minister Turned Drug-Addled Sex Offender, In A Mexican Wrestling Mask Jacking Off To The Static On His Cheap TV.

This Transmission Has Been Brought To You By 'SleazeCo. Labs'
We Accept No Responsibility,Especially For Our Products!
"Proudly Exploiting Consumers Since 2012"